Daily Links!

• This Thing Looks Like That Thing of the Day
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• The Dangers of Eating a Hot Dog While on Acid
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• Model at Midnight: Katja Shchekina
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• Zoe Saldana – Calvin Klein Underwear Shoot
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• 7 Things Starbucks Needs To Ban
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TheNetwerk.com Joke of the Day “The Gay Farmer”

Crazy John tells the Gay Farmer joke to a live audience… sort of.

Birthday Girl – Rose McGowan – 37

One of my favorite witches turns 37 today. She looks awesome for her age. If you would have told me that she was still in her 20’s, I’d believe you.

She’s the only woman in the world who could replace her leg with a machine gun and still look ridiculously hot.

Click HERE to see sexy pics of Marilyn Manson’s ex.

Andrew Garfield Is Syched to be Spider-Man

Andrew had this to say about nabbing the coveted role as Spider-Man!

“I have been waiting for this phone call for 24 years, for someone to call me up and say, “Hey, we want you to pretend to be a character that you’ve always wanted to be all your life, and we’re going to do it with cool cameras and cool effects and you’re going to feel like you’re swinging through New York City. Do you want to do that?” [laughs] “Let me just consult with my seven-year old self and see what he thinks…” So my seven-year-old self started screaming in my soul and saying, This is what we’ve been waiting for. Like every young boy who feels stronger on the inside than they look on the outside, any skinny boy basically who wishes their muscles matched their sense of injustice, God, it’s just the stuff that dreams are made of, for sure. It’s a true fucking honor to be part of this symbol that I actually think is a very important symbol and it’s meant a great deal to me, and it continues to mean something to people. So yeah, I feel like I’ve been preparing for it for a while. Ever since Halloween when I was four years old and I wore my first Spider-Man costume.”

The movie starts shooting in December, and he hopes to do some theater or other work before then.

Birthday Girl – Foxy Brown – 32

I can’t believe Foxy is only 32. I feel like she stopped rapping about 20 years ago which would make her a 12 year old rapper… and we all know that’s not correct.

The last thing I heard about Foxy Brown is that she got arrested for exposing herself. Who in their right mind would arrest a hot chick for showing off the goods?

Click HERE to see the goods on Foxy Brown!

“Fat Girl Gets Punched on X Factor” – 15 Minutes of Fame!

“Fat Girl Gets Punched on X Factor” – 15 Minutes of Fame!

TheNetwerk.Com Original “2012 Prophecy Mattresses”

Get a Mattress now and don’t pay anything until 2012!


TheNetwerk.com’s good friend, Chris Cruz, ripped this sketch right out of his stand-up comedy routine. You can check out Chris on Facebook HERE

Daily Links!

• This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day
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• Fat Jew Nude on Shrooms… With Guns!
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• Model at Midnight: Lisalla Montenegro
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• Coco working out for BlackMenSSX
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• 5 Hardest Books To Read (That Are Totally Worth It)
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