The Bottom 5 Dances for 3D

We here at TheNetwerk.com are getting ready for the glory that is Step Up 3-D. When we say, “getting ready” we really mean that we’re just gonna stay home and go nowhere near a movie theater. 3-D movies are all the hype these days, but who wants to see bad actors doing jumps and flips in their face… not I. Listed here are the bottom 5 dances for 3-D.

#5: The Jumpulse Dance

After watching that video, I thought to myself, “maybe I wanna see that in 3-D”. But after further thought, if you were to see that in 3-D, it would just be you with your glasses on, dodging his well placed dance kicks. Check out his website HERE. It’s quite possibly the best website EVER!

#4: The White Person Dance

I feel bad for her because she thinks she’s good. I love how the title of the video says hip-hop dance. The only way that this could be hip-hop dancing is if black people never existed. Everytime my buddies and I go out to a nightclub, we make it a point to watch white people dance… it’s hilarious!

#3: The Fat Girl Sexy Dance

I’m so happy that this isn’t in 3-D. If this was a 3-D movie, it would be billed as a horror movie, not a dance film. The worst thing about this video isn’t even the dancing. If you really pay attention, you can see that she’s not wearing a bra. Another thing I noticed is that she might have a mustache.

#2: The Roger Rabbit Dance

Here’s a comment from the video that hits the nail on the head. “She needs to find a shirt that fits.. and she needs to put a belt on.. PINK PANTIES”. LOL! I would love to see the Roger Rabbit movie in 3-D, but not the dance. By the way, this video was made in 2008. She’s trying to teach people a 20+ year old dance move… why?

#1: The Incomprehensible Interpretive Dance

This, in my opinion, is not even dancing. This guy is just flailing his body around in every direction that his body will allow. And to top it off, he’s dancing to a song that is almost impossible to dance too. There’s one thing I have to point out… this would be hilarious in 3-D.

8 Video Game Fights We Want To See. But… Never Will.

Video Game fights we wanna see, But, probably never will.

The Netwerk compiled a list of 8 fights from video game characters that we would love to see, but, probably never will.

Mother Brain vs. Red Falcon

From: Metroid Series – From: Contra Series
Height: ? – Height: ?
Weight: ? – Weight: ?
Style: Defensive -  Style: Retreat

This is the classic duel between the heart and the brain. This is a fight that every human being struggles with every day, my brain says to do this but my heart is telling me otherwise. What wins the majority of the time? The heart. Lets take a look at the offense and defense. Mother Brain has a ton of defense, which includes turrets and lasers shooting in every which direction, not to mention a missile proof glass encasement that is very hard to bust through. Her offense on the other hand is okay at best. Once you bust through the glass you can just go to town on that giant pulsating brain of hers.

Red Falcons defense is a bit nonexistent. It’s just a huge heart with giant spider aliens running “away” from it. the spider aliens offer no help whatsoever. Now, how about that Red Falcon offense… there is none! Maybe Mother Brain and Red Falcon shouldn’t fight after all, They should just get together and form one real bad space organ terrorist group. they will be called “The Organ Organization Of Intergalactic Space Terror”.

WINNER:

Mother Brain

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12 Actors Who Can Replace Steve Carell On The Office.

Oddsmakers breaks down the replacements in no particular order.
12 replacements, with the odds of them actually becoming a replacement of Steve Carell.
Best way to explain Oddsmakers is as if you are looking at a Horse Racing Form.

Nobody can truly replace Steve Carell’s talents on The Office. Michael Scott is the lovable idiot. No matter how hard he tries to do something right, more then likely he makes himself look like a fool. Michael Scott takes everything to the extreme, but, that’s why he is so lovable. Scott tries to be the best boss in the world, which ends up making him look like the worst boss in the world.

So, as you all know, Steve Carell will be leaving The Office after next season to be more involved in his movie career. Carell stars in Dinner With Schmucks, which comes out today and looks HILARIOUS I might add. So, It’s still awhile away before Carell leaves, but, let’s take a look at some possible replacements in today’s Netwerk debut of Oddsmakers.

The Netwerk

Who Is Going To Replace Steve Carell.

$2 EXACTA – $2 TRIFECTA & $2 SUPERFECTA WAGERING

1 – WILL FERRELL

As bad-ass as this would be, it’s not going to happen. Will Ferrell is too busy being a movie star to become a star of a TV show. The ratings for The Office would defiantly stay to form, if not go up if Will replaced Steve. Will Ferrell is the way to go.

ODDS: 99-1

Top 11 Hotties From the Mad Men Era

In celebration of the Fourth season of Mad Men, we here at The Netwerk compiled a list of celebrity hotties from the Mad Men era.

This list of hotties is Don Draper approved. Don, would spend a whole season screwing every woman on this list behind the back of his friends and family. If they are good enough for Mr. Draper, they are good enough for you.

Sit back, pour yourself an Old Fashioned, Light up a cigarette or cigar and enjoy the beauty of the 60’s.

Jane Fonda

Before she was the Queen of 80’s fitness, she was “Barbarella”. We were not sure if we wanted her on the list until we googled her name and all these beautiful pictures popped up… and then something in my pants popped up.

She was a huge star for 30 years until she got married to Ted Turner and he made into a boring house-wife. She does get “some” cool points for being the wife of the guy who owned WCW… she get’s a “Ton” of cool points for giving Princess Leia a run for her money as the hottest Sci-Fi hottie ever.

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The Bottom 5: Things to Spill/Dump In The Ocean

Welcome to the first of many of “The Bottom Five” where we rank the bottom 5 things to do in any situation.

Today: The Bottom Five Things To Spill/Dump In The Ocean

#5: OIL

This is something you definitely don’t wanna spill in the Ocean. Spilling oil in the Ocean is like smoking a cigarette. We all know it’s bad, but we do it anyway.

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10 Must See Drunk Videos

Here is 10 videos of drunk people you must see!

Wasted guy can’t put his flip flop on