Trailer Park Tuesday – 3/02/10
I think Tim Burton just makes movies to see how far he can make Johnny Depp go to make him look like a idiot. Or… They have gay sex with each other. Speaking of gay sex… I wish I can have gay sex with any girl in that movie. And now completely off the subject, thanks for ruining another classic Burton. Why don’t you remake “Gone With The Wind”, and dress up Depp as a clown from outer space.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Cast: Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Helena Bonham Carter
Director: Tim Burton
Genre: fantasy, family, adventure
It is still worth the high price of the 3-D admission to see some of
the amazing animation and design, but the writing is extremely boring
and clumsy, and the performances cannot save it. Too many …
Release Date: Friday, March 5th, 2010.
I think this movie actually looks good? I’m confused about the way I proceed this movie because I know it’s going to suck, but, I’m intrigued to see “A-list” actors… from the 90’s all in one movie. Think about it! if this was 1999 and Richard Gere, Wesley Snipes and Ethan Hawke were all in one movie, you would drop everything on Friday night to go see it. Don Cheadle wasn’t famous in the 90’s unless you count meteor man as an ‘A-lister” movie.
Brooklyn’s Finest (2009)
Cast: Richard Gere, Don Cheadle, Ethan Hawke
Director: Antoine Fuqua
Genre: drama, crime, action
Brooklyn's Finest is clichéd cop film only in setup, not in execution.
The scripting and a plethora of strong performance elevate the familiar
veins that make up the films structure. In f…
Release Date: Friday, March 5th, 2010.
The Chinese 300! “Toright, Ree Rine In Rell!” Get it, cause they’re Chinese! hehehe Kung Pow chicken.
Tau ming chong (2007)
Cast: Jet Li, Andy Lau, Takeshi Kaneshiro
Director: Wai Man Yip, Peter Chan
Genre: war, history, drama
This is not Crouching Tiger. It's as good as Hero,House of Flying
daggers. You wont be amazed by the CGI special effects. You will be
stunned by the intense constant evolution of the story line…
Release Date: Friday, April 10th, 2010.
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