Hump Day Hottie – Anne Hathaway

As the whole world knows, Alice In Wonderland is coming out this friday! I truly don’t know if I’m excited or not. I think I’m more excited just to see Anne Hathaway promote the movie, then I am to actually see the movie. A few months of seeing Anne Hathaway in more TV, Internet and Print then usual is always a plus in my book. Like in this months GQ. I just received it! But, it has a defect, the pages are stuck together? Anyway, today we feature Anne Hathaway.

Anne Hathaway likes to seduce, and the guy likes to cream in his pants before he touches her.
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Out of all the girls in Alice In Wonderland, you guys should be thanking me that todays Hump Day Hottie is Anne Hathaway. While Helena Bonham Carter (or the girl Johnny Depp is what I like to call her.) may of had her day, and I mean a one day, not like a period of time. And Mia Wasikowska (Alice), is not a bad looking girl, if you like girls that look like boys. Anne Hathaway is pristine. Coming from Princess Diaries, to having some good on screen orgasms in Havoc, now, sharing a screen with Johnny Depp in a movie made by Tim Burton. I can’t wait to see what kind of Lady GaGa-esque bondage outfits Tim Burton put’s her in. So, let’s break Anne down.

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Hottie Breakdown

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Name: Anne Hathaway -- 7/10
Anne Hathaway… Sounds like 74 year old lady that still buys lottery tickets even though she can die at any minute.

Age: 27 -- 8.8/10
When you’re a A list actress like Anne Hathaway, you don’t get old. Just look at Sandra Bullock, she’s like 58 and she looks better then ever. If anything Anne Hathaway will get hotter in her 30’s.

Born in: Brooklyn, New York, USA -- 9.0/10
Brooklyn in the house! Anne is from the real New York, None of that fake New York, New York bullshit. Thank god she’s not from Jersey.

Photogenic: 9.0
Beautiful, Sexy, Gorgeous, Hot, Cute, Lovable. I can keep on going if you want? Basically she’s photogenic.

Acting Skills: Get Smart/Devil Wears Prada/Princess Diaries/Havoc 7.8/10
Princess Diaries, not a bad movie! Yep, thats right. I’m a 24 year old man and I’ve watched Princess Diaries and this was recently, Like a month and a half ago. That’s the charm about having a kid, you can watch and show that isn’t appropriate for your age and blame it on the kid.

Overall Hotness: 9.1/10
She’s multi-talented, just change your name to something like Veronica Justice and you would be the whole package. If her name was Veronica Justice, she would probably be stuck on the Disney Channel in her own show instead of being in Disney movie. But, Veronica Justice is a kick ass name. Anyway, A+ Anne! We love you here at The Netwerk. Send me a new GQ Magazine.