Hump Day Hottie – Rihanna

You know, if Rihanna was really in the army (like the video below), and in the middle east fighting for our country, it would be a good thing! First, she would distract the enemy. Second, what Man would want to come back home if Rihanna was there. Think about it. You could either be all you can be with Rihanna, or you can go home to your Wife and Kids. Fuck that, I’m staying with Rihanna.

Just imagine if you take a bullet for her! I mean, she would owe you her life! I would think taking a bullet for Rihanna would get you at least a blow J? Probably not… maybe a handshake, and I mean A real handshake, not a dick handshake. Either way you’re cumming. That’s how hot she is, you cum from a hand shake.

I’m so hard, while watching this video.
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Hi, Rihanna. I’d like to convince you to go out with me. First, I’m great in bed. I never get crumbs anywhere! and If I do, I have a hand vac in my nightstand that’ll pick em right up! Second, I have a really big… Heart. Which has enough room for you, and my family. Third, my name isn’t Chris Brown and I don’t play for the Dodgers. So, if I was ever to get mad I wouldn’t have any baseball bats lying around. Fourthly, I’m not black… So, let’s see how Rihanna scores!

Hottie Breakdown

Name: Rihanna -- 9.0/10
Rihanna, what a wonderful name. It kind of makes you happy when you hear it, doesn’t it? Rihannaaaaa…. sounds like a exotic island. Lovely name.

Age: 21 -- 9.2/10
Beautiful age! Rihanna, you can now go to Reno, Nevada. Congrats!

Born in: Saint Michael, Barbados -- 8.0/10
It’s named after a Saint, how bad can it be? As long as it’s not named after Martin Luther King.

Photogenic: 9.0
Photo and Videogenic, if that’s a word. If not, Webster, give me a call. She was even hot when she was beat up by Chris Brown…. Little too far? I agree. Love you Rihanna

Singing Skills: Good Girl Gone Bad / Rated R 8.3/10
With the help of a computer, everyone can sing this day and age. It’s more of look, then a actual talent. She has the look, she’s a chart topper, and she has some decent pipes to back it up.

Overall Hotness: 9.0/10
She’s sexy… no doubt about it. One of the hottest women in the singing business, if not the hottest. Congrats Rihanna. Please take the restraining order off so I can stalk you again.