Hump Day Hottie – Jennifer Aniston

Well, everyone with a girlfriend, wife, gay lover or gay friend knows that The Bounty Hunter is coming out this Friday! YAY. I’ve been hearing about it for weeks now “Has The Bounty Hunter came out yet?” my Wife says. And I tell her no, and I think im going to keep on telling her no even when it does comes out. Why? because it looks pretty shitty. Do you know how much it cost nowadays to see a movie? It’s like 60 bucks.

$23 bucks just to enter the theater, another $32.75 on a quarter pound of Gummi Bears, 16 bucks for a hot dog and 9 bucks for a soda. If i’m paying 60 bucks to see a movie, it better not be with my wife. If it was a girlfriend or a gay lover, maybe. Because then you are expecting something. I think a handjob is worth about $60. I don’t know the going rates anymore because i’ve been out of commission for awhile. Maybe the prices have changed? Anyway, what I’m trying to say is, if I’m spending $60 on a movie, it better be good or I should at least see a nipple or the starring actress.

VIDEO NSFW. Jennifer Aniston naked in The Break-up.
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You know, it’s a love/hate thing that I have for Jennifer Aniston. I love that she looks like a whore, but, I hate her in almost every movie role she plays. I’m a fan of Friends, good show, enjoyable, everyone played their role perfect. Ever since then, I’ve hated Jennifer Aniston. Maybe she’s to good at acting?

Every role Jennifer plays in, she’s always a bitch. I always walk out of the movie saying “Man, I hate Jennifer Aniston. She’s such a cock sucker.” Bruce Almighty, Bitch. Along Came Polly, Bitch. Derailed, Bitch (but, a great fucking movie!). The Break-up, Bitch. I could go on and on, but, I’m going to stop cause you should be able to see my point. If you dont, go to IMDB and look at her bitch roles.

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Hottie Breakdown

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Name: Jennifer Aniston -- 7.0/10
Kinda boring… the only funny thing I could come up with is Jennifer Anus-ton. Not really that good…

Age: 41 -- 7.5/10
The hottest 41 year old i have ever seen. But, she at the cusp of looking old…

Born in: Sherman Oaks, California, U.S. -- 9.0/10
Hey! I know that city! Why? Cause it’s the home of Porn! I love Sherman Oaks.

Photogenic: 8.6/10
Great body, her body makes 20 year olds jealous. Her body at 41, is better then a gay guys at 25. Thats tough! cause those guys work out a lot.

Acting Skills: Friends 7.8/10
She was in Ferris Bueller the TV show… I didn’t even know they made a Ferris Buller TV show! Good TV actress, decent movie actress. Would be a great porn actress. Think about it!

Overall Hotness: 8.2/10
Like I’ve said earlier, The hottest 41 year old you are going to see. Amazing Body and she posses naked a lot. To bad she’s a bitch. Good job!