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She’s the only woman in the world who could replace her leg with a machine gun and still look ridiculously hot.

Click HERE to see sexy pics of Marilyn Manson’s ex.

Andrew had this to say about nabbing the coveted role as Spider-Man!

“I have been waiting for this phone call for 24 years, for someone to call me up and say, “Hey, we want you to pretend to be a character that you’ve always wanted to be all your life, and we’re going to do it with cool cameras and cool effects and you’re going to feel like you’re swinging through New York City. Do you want to do that?” [laughs] “Let me just consult with my seven-year old self and see what he thinks…” So my seven-year-old self started screaming in my soul and saying, This is what we’ve been waiting for. Like every young boy who feels stronger on the inside than they look on the outside, any skinny boy basically who wishes their muscles matched their sense of injustice, God, it’s just the stuff that dreams are made of, for sure. It’s a true fucking honor to be part of this symbol that I actually think is a very important symbol and it’s meant a great deal to me, and it continues to mean something to people. So yeah, I feel like I’ve been preparing for it for a while. Ever since Halloween when I was four years old and I wore my first Spider-Man costume.”

The movie starts shooting in December, and he hopes to do some theater or other work before then.

I can’t believe Foxy is only 32. I feel like she stopped rapping about 20 years ago which would make her a 12 year old rapper… and we all know that’s not correct.

The last thing I heard about Foxy Brown is that she got arrested for exposing herself. Who in their right mind would arrest a hot chick for showing off the goods?

Click HERE to see the goods on Foxy Brown!

More Duke Nukem news today. We brought you the video earlier, and now, Gearbox has confirmed that development is done and the game will be released in 2011. Randy Pitchford, the head man over at Gearbox, confirmed that the title is being polished for its release next year. Duke Nukem Forever has become the vaporware joke of the industry, with development running for more than 11 years now. Once it is actually released, what the hell are we going to make fun of?

Kinect Sports developer Rare has poo-pooed worries about the size of the room required by the Xbox360 Kinect motion control system. In July, online retailer Amazon revealed that Kinect would require six feet of space between the player and their television. According to Rare’s senior software engineer, the camera basically configures itself when you set it up. You only need enough space to fit your whole body in the view of the camera. Beyond that, you are good. Great to hear.

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