Trailer Park Tuesday – 3/16/10

Trailer Park Tuesday – 3 / 16 / 10

Predators (2010)

Cast: Topher Grace, Adrien Brody, Danny Trejo

Director: Nimród Antal

Genre: thriller, sf, horror

Trailer Predators

by CinemaRx

Lets see how Robert Rodriguez fucks this one up!

Release Date: Friday, July 7th, 2010.

Shrek Forever After (2010)

Cast: Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz, Jane Lynch

Director: Mike Mitchell

Genre: fantasy, family, comedy

Trailer Shrek Forever After

by CinemaRx

Shrek 4, The final chapter… Until they make a book with another 4 chapters. Come on Dreamworks, we’re not stupid.

Release Date: Friday, May 21st, 2010.

Repo Men (2010)

Cast: Liev Schreiber, Jude Law, Forest Whitaker

Director: Miguel Sapochnik

Genre: thriller, sf, action

Repossession Mambo was a heady, interesting, unique, visceral action
film. It surprised me on multiple levels — Jude Law was unlike I had
ever seen him before — muscled, tough, an action hero — …

Trailer Repo Men

by CinemaRx

I usually get depressed from a Forest Whitaker movie, but not this one. It’s the old, “Pay for your heart or they are going to repossess it.” story. This movie looks pretty fuckin sweet.

Release Date: Friday, March 19th, 2010.

The Bounty Hunter (2010)

Cast: Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston, Christine Baranski

Director: Andy Tennant

Genre: romance, comedy, action

Trailer The Bounty Hunter

by CinemaRx

You know what it would take for me to pay this show? If I find out that in the movie, Gerard Butler Kicks Jennifer Aniston down a hole while yelling at her. Then, I would pay my 12.50

Release Date: Friday, March 19th, 2010.

Music Monday: LMFAO

Every Monday, The Netwerk features a artist from our playlist.

The Netwerk Featured Artist: LMFAO
Website: MySpace.com/LMFAO
Genre: Hip-Hop, Electronic, Electro-hop,

Song: La La La

Songs The Netwerk recommends

1. LMFAO -- I am not a whore
2. LMFAO -- Yes
3. LMFAO ft Lil Jon -- Shots
4. LMFAO -- I’m in Miami trick
5. LMFAO -- Love Lockdown Remix

He-Man Talks About A Fight He Had With Skeletor

Netwerk Original: He-Man describes a fight he had with Skeletor and talks about his motorcycle.

Hump Day Hottie – Rihanna

You know, if Rihanna was really in the army (like the video below), and in the middle east fighting for our country, it would be a good thing! First, she would distract the enemy. Second, what Man would want to come back home if Rihanna was there. Think about it. You could either be all you can be with Rihanna, or you can go home to your Wife and Kids. Fuck that, I’m staying with Rihanna.

Just imagine if you take a bullet for her! I mean, she would owe you her life! I would think taking a bullet for Rihanna would get you at least a blow J? Probably not… maybe a handshake, and I mean A real handshake, not a dick handshake. Either way you’re cumming. That’s how hot she is, you cum from a hand shake.

I’m so hard, while watching this video.
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Trailer Park Tuesday – 3/09/10

Trailer Park Tuesday – 3 / 09 / 10

Tron Legacy (2010)

Cast: Jeff Bridges, Michael Sheen, Olivia Wilde

Director: Joseph Kosinski

Genre: thriller, adventure, action

Trailer Tron Legacy

by CinemaRx

Tron Legacy… Looks pretty good. I must admit that I did get a little hard when I seen light cycles at the end. There’s 2 things from movies that I always wished to be real. First, Back To The Future. I shouldn’t have to say more, but for you tards out there, I always wanted the hovering skateboard. Second, to actually play a game of light cycle in real life, without the whole dying thing of course.

Release Date: Friday, December  17th, 2010.

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Paul Bettany

Director: Jon Favreau

Genre: sf, adventure, action

Trailer Iron Man 2

by CinemaRx

Love the character, not a fan of the movie. I thought the first was was ok… tried convincing myself it was great, but, it wasn’t. I was pumped up for part 2, but after seeing the trailer, it looks kinda crappy? I hope I’m wrong, it has an amazing cast. RDJ, Mr Rourke, Scarlette, Paltrow, Cheadle and Rockwell. Check it out for yourselves… to much stuff going on for it’s on good. Whiplash, black widow war machine, iron man, and then Sam Rockwell’s charecter who builds machines and teams up with Whiplash. Like I said earlier, I hope im wrong.

Release Date: Friday, May 7th, 2010.

Green Zone (2010)

Cast: Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Jason Isaacs

Director: Paul Greengrass

Genre: war, thriller, drama

I can't shake off the nasty feeling that this is yet another thinly
disguised attack at modern Britain (hence Capitalism), presenting it in
a hysterically negative light, exaggerating every st…

Trailer Green Zone

by CinemaRx

We get it, Matt Damon. You’re an action star. I love because it’s directed by “The Guy who Brought You Bourne Identity” and it’s staring “The Guy Who Was Jason Bourne In Bourne Identity” Just make it fucking BOURNE IDENTITY! I truly don’t want to see this. If it was called Bourne (Something clever here), I would want to see it. Bourne Green Zone. BOOM, I want to see it.  But noooo… you guys want everything but the Bourne name tag on it.

Release Date: Friday, March 12th, 2010.

She’s Out of My League (2010)

Cast: Alice Eve, Jay Baruchel, Krysten Ritter

Director: Jim Field Smith

Genre: romance, comedy

I went into the early screening of this movie tonight with low
expectations, having not heard much about the movie, nor seen any
trailers. I was floored! The cast is great in their parts and the
sc…

Trailer She’s Out of My League

by CinemaRx

Ahh, the old cum in the pants to early scene in a movie geared toward teens. Where have I seen that before? I dont know, maybe every fucking teen movie I’ve ever seen involving a guy that is not good looking enough for the hot girl, yet he some how gets her even though he is a complete putz, but he has the heart of gold. Spare me the bullshit Hollywood, you cock suckers. Where the fuck is my hot girl that makes me cum in my pants to early. Hollywood is a lying piece of shit.

Release Date: Friday, March 12th, 2010.

Music Monday: The Cool Kids

Every Monday, The Netwerk features a artist from our playlist.

The Netwerk Featured Artist: The Cool Kids
Website: http://blog.coolxkids.com///
Genre: Rap, Hip-Hop, Underground

Song: I Rock (I’m Mikey)

Songs The Netwerk recommends

1. The Cool Kids -- Pennies
2. The Cool Kids -- Gold And The Pager
3. The Cool Kids -- Black Mags
4. The Cool Kids -- Flossin
5. The Cool Kids -- Basement Party
6. Download The Cool Kids Whole Album For Free