He-Man Talks About A Fight He Had With Skeletor

Netwerk Original: He-Man describes a fight he had with Skeletor and talks about his motorcycle.

Hump Day Hottie – Rihanna

You know, if Rihanna was really in the army (like the video below), and in the middle east fighting for our country, it would be a good thing! First, she would distract the enemy. Second, what Man would want to come back home if Rihanna was there. Think about it. You could either be all you can be with Rihanna, or you can go home to your Wife and Kids. Fuck that, I’m staying with Rihanna.

Just imagine if you take a bullet for her! I mean, she would owe you her life! I would think taking a bullet for Rihanna would get you at least a blow J? Probably not… maybe a handshake, and I mean A real handshake, not a dick handshake. Either way you’re cumming. That’s how hot she is, you cum from a hand shake.

I’m so hard, while watching this video.
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Trailer Park Tuesday – 3/09/10

Trailer Park Tuesday – 3 / 09 / 10

Tron Legacy… Looks pretty good. I must admit that I did get a little hard when I seen light cycles at the end. There’s 2 things from movies that I always wished to be real. First, Back To The Future. I shouldn’t have to say more, but for you tards out there, I always wanted the hovering skateboard. Second, to actually play a game of light cycle in real life, without the whole dying thing of course.

Release Date: Friday, December  17th, 2010.

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Love the character, not a fan of the movie. I thought the first was was ok… tried convincing myself it was great, but, it wasn’t. I was pumped up for part 2, but after seeing the trailer, it looks kinda crappy? I hope I’m wrong, it has an amazing cast. RDJ, Mr Rourke, Scarlette, Paltrow, Cheadle and Rockwell. Check it out for yourselves… to much stuff going on for it’s on good. Whiplash, black widow war machine, iron man, and then Sam Rockwell’s charecter who builds machines and teams up with Whiplash. Like I said earlier, I hope im wrong.

Release Date: Friday, May 7th, 2010.

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We get it, Matt Damon. You’re an action star. I love because it’s directed by “The Guy who Brought You Bourne Identity” and it’s staring “The Guy Who Was Jason Bourne In Bourne Identity” Just make it fucking BOURNE IDENTITY! I truly don’t want to see this. If it was called Bourne (Something clever here), I would want to see it. Bourne Green Zone. BOOM, I want to see it.  But noooo… you guys want everything but the Bourne name tag on it.

Release Date: Friday, March 12th, 2010.

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Ahh, the old cum in the pants to early scene in a movie geared toward teens. Where have I seen that before? I dont know, maybe every fucking teen movie I’ve ever seen involving a guy that is not good looking enough for the hot girl, yet he some how gets her even though he is a complete putz, but he has the heart of gold. Spare me the bullshit Hollywood, you cock suckers. Where the fuck is my hot girl that makes me cum in my pants to early. Hollywood is a lying piece of shit.

Release Date: Friday, March 12th, 2010.

Music Monday: The Cool Kids

Every Monday, The Netwerk features a artist from our playlist.

The Netwerk Featured Artist: The Cool Kids
Website: http://blog.coolxkids.com///
Genre: Rap, Hip-Hop, Underground

Song: I Rock (I’m Mikey)

Songs The Netwerk recommends

1. The Cool Kids -- Pennies
2. The Cool Kids -- Gold And The Pager
3. The Cool Kids -- Black Mags
4. The Cool Kids -- Flossin
5. The Cool Kids -- Basement Party
6. Download The Cool Kids Whole Album For Free

 

 

Hump Day Hottie – Anne Hathaway

As the whole world knows, Alice In Wonderland is coming out this friday! I truly don’t know if I’m excited or not. I think I’m more excited just to see Anne Hathaway promote the movie, then I am to actually see the movie. A few months of seeing Anne Hathaway in more TV, Internet and Print then usual is always a plus in my book. Like in this months GQ. I just received it! But, it has a defect, the pages are stuck together? Anyway, today we feature Anne Hathaway.

Anne Hathaway likes to seduce, and the guy likes to cream in his pants before he touches her.
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Trailer Park Tuesday – 3/02/10

I think Tim Burton just makes movies to see how far he can make Johnny Depp go to make him look like a idiot. Or… They have gay sex with each other. Speaking of gay sex… I wish I can have gay sex with any girl in that movie. And now completely off the subject, thanks for ruining another classic Burton. Why don’t you remake “Gone With The Wind”, and dress up Depp as a clown from outer space.

Release Date: Friday, March 5th, 2010.

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I think this movie actually looks good? I’m confused about the way I proceed this movie because I know it’s going to suck, but, I’m intrigued to see “A-list” actors… from the 90’s all in one movie. Think about it! if this was 1999 and Richard Gere, Wesley Snipes and Ethan Hawke were all in one movie, you would drop everything on Friday night to go see it. Don Cheadle wasn’t famous in the 90’s unless you count meteor man as an ‘A-lister” movie.

Release Date: Friday, March 5th, 2010.

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The Chinese 300! “Toright, Ree Rine In Rell!” Get it, cause they’re Chinese! hehehe Kung Pow chicken.

Release Date: Friday, April 10th, 2010.